Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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