You really coming over, don't trick.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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