quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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