He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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