I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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