just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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