Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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