There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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