i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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