He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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