My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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