i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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