OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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