i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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