margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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