Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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