why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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