Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
