Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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