did you get engaged???
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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