It's like God shit irony all over that family
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
