This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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