I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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