is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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