Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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