bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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