This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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