Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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