More tranny stories later!
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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