People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Drunk is not a location!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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