So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
never play flip cup with pint glasses
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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