wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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