I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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