Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Randomize
