Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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