have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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