with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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