is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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