last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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