Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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