How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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