Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
