I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize
