you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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