Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
why is half of my head shaved?
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