i would punch a child for taco bell
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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