So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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