How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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