I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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