Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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