I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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